"I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t."
– James Frey (via schattenherz)
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
"what the fuck"
– pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore (via manhattanfrom-thesky)
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason